She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm at about main and main street
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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