Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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