my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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