party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
