So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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