i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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