Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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