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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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