So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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