And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Randomize