I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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