Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Randomize