I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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