What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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