Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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