Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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