K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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