dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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