Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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