you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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