This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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