But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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