Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
she pinky promised me she was 18
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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