This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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