Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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