The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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