writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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