I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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