Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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