it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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