Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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