Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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