She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
