ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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