I think i peed on brittanys purse
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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