You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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