'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I am available for nakedness
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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