this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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