I wish I could punch you in the face.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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