Me too!
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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