Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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