Me too!
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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