"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I need water and some morals
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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