and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
