i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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