If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize