Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Randomize
