you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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