I love black thongs
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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