I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Just puked most of my soul out..
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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