She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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