I feel like I'm in dance class right now
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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