I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Do plants get herpes?
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