she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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