some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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