Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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